FIVE LESBIANS EATING A QUICHE

BY ANDREW HOBGOOD & EVAN LINDER

It’s 1956 and The Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein are having their annual quiche breakfast.

As the assembled “widows” await the announcement of the society's prize-winning quiche, the atomic bomb sirens sound! Has the Communist threat come to pass? How will the “widows” respond as their idyllic town and lifestyle faces attacks?

WHAT I DID AT SCHOOL TODAY

BY JOHN MEE

Lloyd George Junior and Infants has had an inspection, and the report’s not good. The scheming head is only concerned with sucking up to anyone who’ll enhance his CV, and the all-female staff are either too lazy, too disgruntled, or too naive to care.  Suddenly, a handsome new supply teacher comes on board and everyone falls over to win his attention. Amazed to find his long-lost love from uni there, can he re-kindle the flame? What could possibly happen in a school staffroom other than meetings, marking and making coffee?

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HCA Members: Sat 12th October

Non members: Sat 19th October

APRIL IN PARIS

BY JOHN GODBER

Bet and Al lead a quiet, humdrum life in their small Yorkshire home until Bet wins a 'Romantic Breaks' competition in a magazine. The prize, a holiday in Paris, represents their first experience abroad and has profound effects on the way they look at the world around them once they return home.

They sort out French cuisine, wrestle with their phrasebook, and fend off would-be muggers on the Metro in this hilarious depiction of the English abroad.